First, some backstory. When Lisa and I saw The Road two weeks ago, some people walked in near the end (maybe 10 minutes to go). It was bizarre – how could you walk in and no know it was almost the end? (The end of a movie looks different than a beginning). I mean, the theater says what time the show is. You’d have to be more than 30 minutes early to see the last 10 min. of the previous movie. Anyway, these people walked in – an older couple. The man was wearing what I called at the time a Pimp Hat (because it was). But I thought he was just an old man with a poor sense of style. These people proceeded to talk (LOUDLY) until Lisa shushed them.
The end. Until today…
I was waiting for Lisa outside of the theater. Then this car pulled up to drop off a passenger:
Sadly, in this photo you can’t see that it also said “Mr. Peach” on each door. Out of the car stepped a woman. She is of indeterminate older age – we’ll say 65-75. She had very very fluffy platinum hair. She was carrying a red purse. She was wearing a red leather jacket, red knee high stiletto boots and zebra print leggings (I swear).
I willed Lisa to hurry up. She did not. I was concerned!
Then the woman’s partner walked up. He was wearing white shoes, a matching pink pants and shirt-jacket outfit and a white pimp hat. YES! It was the pimp couple from the other week!!!!
Lisa arrived. We were behind the couple at the concession line. When they walked away, the concession girls were saucer eyed and giggling. Now – in there defense – they totally tried to act professional until they saw us laughing.
When we got to our theater, guess who was there? This was VERY exciting. Except that they wear too much perfume and are noisy, so we sat a decent amount away. During the movie, we saw the people sitting near them giving them dirty looks and finally move because they were SO loud. (Well, we didn’t see them move, but we saw that they HAD moved).
After the movie ended, I was really hoping to show Lisa their car. But we had to pee. Then they had to pee. Then they lingered (this is when we got those pics). They were going up and down the halls, looking at their watches and movie times! They were totally trying to SNEAK IN!!!! We were on to them and lingered. There was much bluffing back and forth. I finally decided to tell our friends the concession girls that they were trying to sneak in. (No, I am not usually a narc, but they deserved it!). I believe me exact word were “That pimp and ho are trying to sneak into a movie!!!!!”
We went to the parking lot to further inspect the car. Then we walked to our cars and talked a while more. They NEVER came out, though I hope they were busted.
Lastly, we found this on his dashboard. I have no more words.
I’m pretty sure this is my most favorite blog post ever. Excellent detective work.
This is hilarious!